My acceptance speech in Stockholm, Sweden, where recently I received a most noble and prestigious award:
Thank you, World Rimming Committee, for this wonderful honor. Even though this is my fifth consecutive year receiving the Golden Tongue, it remains a joy and a privilege to be recognized for my greatest passion in life. I truly love to rim, eat, taste, caress, massage, tongue, smell, inhale, dive into, make love to, feel, and worship: ass. It gives me such great pleasure. Come to think of it, it gives a man's ass such great pleasure.
To eat ass is to share my greatest gift with mankind. Thank you again, and here's licking forward to next year. Rim on!