October 11, 2008

Sorry, I Don't Do Blacks

Last night, I was so horny and lonely, I called up one of those phone sex lines, you know, to jack off before falling asleep. I know it was very 1980s of me, but a man's gotta do ...

There was only one other guy on the line. I sent him a voice message as an initial query. His response (after hearing my recorded profile): “Sorry, I don't do blacks.”

Those were the last words I hear from another human being before falling asleep last night. Here's to better things.

Now on my author blog:
Update from the Unlovable Nigger Faggot
American All or All-American?