- Do you play sports?
- How big is it?
- Are you clean?
- You a top?
- How are you feeling today?
- What's your I.Q.?
Congrats to my black dick for receiving more attention than anything else in my lifetime! No brain, heart, feeling or emotion could stand up to your massive reputation. You didn't have to do much to be a dick, but America is obsessed with you anyway! Way to go! Who you gonna fuck next, since that's all a black dick was made for, right, to please the less fortunate who weren't born with their very own?
You go, dick, keep being a dick and the stuff of America's dreams. I love you, you big ole piece of meat!
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