Some guys love ripe armpits.
They wear their funk like a badge of honor.
As if to say, smell how much of a man I can be.
I like taking a whiff of my funky, manly pits.
A good strong scent lets me know I'm getting the job done.
What job? Why, being a man, of course.
Wanna smell my pits? You know you want to.
Go ahead, take a whiff. How else we gonna know if we're compatible?
Any buddy smell what I'm cookin'?
