September 24, 2009

Ripe for Funky Pits

Some guys love ripe armpits.

They wear their funk like a badge of honor.

As if to say, smell how much of a man I can be.

I like taking a whiff of my funky, manly pits.

A good strong scent lets me know I'm getting the job done.

What job? Why, being a man, of course.

Wanna smell my pits? You know you want to.

Go ahead, take a whiff. How else we gonna know if we're compatible?

Any buddy smell what I'm cookin'?