April 11, 2011

The Jock Crazy Chronicles

Really, I'm not gay.

I suck dick but I'm not gay.

I eat men's asses but I ain't no homo.

I kiss men's lips but no way am I a fag.

I'm hoping to find a man who's the love of my life but I'm far from queer.

So what am I? Why, that's easy. I am simply a man who is certifiably Jock Crazy.