November 22, 2010

Fuck the Spark-plug People

Fun loving, red blooded, all-American male.

That's how a spark-plug commercial described the middle-aged white guy with model looks and a touch of gray who was about to change his spark-plugs.

Fun-loving: that could be most anyone. True?

Red-blooded: technically, that's all of us, but the spark-plug people mean: horny male.

All-American: the spark-plug people mean white. American people hear white. Why does all-American mean white? Are the rest of us half-American?

Fun-loving, red blooded, half-American male.

Fuck the spark-plug people.