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That's how a spark-plug commercial described the middle-aged white guy with model looks and a touch of gray who was about to change his spark-plugs.
Fun-loving: that could be most anyone. True?
Red-blooded: technically, that's all of us, but the spark-plug people mean: horny male.
All-American: the spark-plug people mean white. American people hear white. Why does all-American mean white? Are the rest of us half-American?
Fun-loving, red blooded, half-American male.
Fuck the spark-plug people.