I wish I had a great ass, but I don't.I wish most men wanted to play with it, but they won't.
I've just got an ass, same as any human.
No one's gonna write songs about my ass.
No one's gonna ask to photograph my ass for a magazine.
No one's gonna tell me I've got the best ass they've ever seen, felt, tasted, loved.
Still I wish somebody loved by ass.
Even if that somebody was somebody other than me.
