October 12, 2009

Real Dick Size or Imaginary Dick Size?

Guys talk about dick size like they know what they're talking about. Truth be known: they have no idea what they're talking about. Dick inches don't equal real inches. The scale is imaginary. It's all wishful thinking.

When I meet a guy, the last thing on my mind is his dick size. When I look at myself naked, the last thing on my mind is my dick size. If only America would follow suit.

The award for Question Most Asked in My Lifetime: How Big Is My Dick?