When I was younger, I wondered: what makes older people attracted to other older people, not the young and beautiful?
Now in my late 40's, I understand: a late model car is sexy because of its mileage, while a shiny new car is clueless about where it's been and where it's going. Not so sexy.
These days I prefer older, more mature vehicles, just like me. Any buddy wanna go for a joyride?